Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
May 2, 2010
August 4, 2008
Monday Musings
Monday August 4, 2008
How many rights is the Chinese government violating in its attempt to present a good image for the upcoming Olympics?
We can call off the Presidential election, Nancy Pelosi has appointed herself the new "decider".
Since Global Warming is such a sure thing, should I keep my upstate NY pool open until December?
If my children are lucky they can retire at the age of seventy-nine and a half.
Why did we need a housing bailout when 93.3% of us are paying our monthly mortgage payments on time?
It must be nice to have a five week, taxpayer-funded vacation. Too bad most suckers, I mean taxpayers, don't receive such a nice job benefit.
Barack Obama should choose John Edwards as his running mate. The recent scandal makes him look more human, and when Democrats are caught up in scandals the media either ignores or celebrates them.
What's with Democratic voters who vote big spending liberals into office, then complain about high taxes and move to a "red" state only to elect liberals who raise their taxes?
Here in upstate New York, people can still identify themselves as conservative without fear of job loss. Can you imagine being a conservative in Hollywood? Now that's a lonely conservative!
How many rights is the Chinese government violating in its attempt to present a good image for the upcoming Olympics?
We can call off the Presidential election, Nancy Pelosi has appointed herself the new "decider".
Since Global Warming is such a sure thing, should I keep my upstate NY pool open until December?
If my children are lucky they can retire at the age of seventy-nine and a half.
Why did we need a housing bailout when 93.3% of us are paying our monthly mortgage payments on time?
It must be nice to have a five week, taxpayer-funded vacation. Too bad most suckers, I mean taxpayers, don't receive such a nice job benefit.
Barack Obama should choose John Edwards as his running mate. The recent scandal makes him look more human, and when Democrats are caught up in scandals the media either ignores or celebrates them.
What's with Democratic voters who vote big spending liberals into office, then complain about high taxes and move to a "red" state only to elect liberals who raise their taxes?
Here in upstate New York, people can still identify themselves as conservative without fear of job loss. Can you imagine being a conservative in Hollywood? Now that's a lonely conservative!
July 25, 2008
Absolute Must Read of the Day
From the Times Online (UK)
He ventured forth to bring light to the world-The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders.
Read the full article. This is priceless.
He ventured forth to bring light to the world-The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders.
Read the full article. This is priceless.
July 8, 2008
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