July 8, 2008

Congress breaks a record with its new approval rating

A new poll shows that Congress' approval rating is at an all time low 9%. That's really surprising, who knew there is anyone in America that approves of Congress?

Who are these people that approve of Congress? Are they lobbyists or relatives of the politicians? Maybe they are people who don't drive, watch TV, read the newspaper or pay for anything. I've figured it out! 9% of the people polled are babies!

It's too bad the babies don't know Congress is mortgaging their future and making the present quite unbearable for their parents. When the babies grow up and a gallon of gas costs $15 we can tell them that liberal politicians said it would take too long to drill for oil here at home. I'm sure they'll understand.

Sign the American Solutions Petition to drill here, drill now and pay less.

2 comments:

ZORRO said...

APPARENTLY THERE WAS UNDER-REPRESENTATION OF COMMIES, TERRORISTS, OIL-RICH AMERICA-HATING DICTATORS,JANE FONDA, AND JIMMY CARTER.

The Lonely Conservative said...

Heh! They're all mad about the FISA vote.