It's official. Psychiatrists have detected the first case of "climate change delusion" in a 17 year old boy in Australia who was so afraid of climate change he believed that if he drank water it would result in the deaths of millions of people.
The only thing wrong with the conclusions of these psychiatrists is that this is the first case! Haven't they heard of Al Gore, Sheryl Crow, Laurie David or any of the other global warming hysterics out there? Maybe they are so engrossed in their work that they don't have time to listen to the news. Maybe, being in Australia, they didn't hear about the time Sheryl Crow said people should limit their toilet paper use to one square per, uh, sitting. If that isn't delusional I'd like to know what is.
Well, at least now we have an official diagnosis for the Global Warming Kool-Aid drinking wackos out there.